Book 2: Rules

There are a few rules in Ianism. None of them are binding... There are a different set of rules for True Ianist, Ianist supporters, and forced Ianists. 1

True Ianists (Original Version)
1. Whenevereth someoneth asketh, thou musteth sayeth thateth thou art an Ianist.
2. Whenevereth thou meetest someoneth thy musteth telleth themeth thateth they art Ianists. If theyeth protesteth much, you must sayeth “I had thoughteth that as well, beforeth I wasest enlightened." Theneth thou must muttereth random curses undereth thou breath.
3. You musteth readeth my scriptures.

True Ianists (Simple English)
1. If anyone asks, tell them you’re an Ianist.
2. If you meet someone, you can tick them off by telling them that they are an Ianist. If they get angry just tell them, “I was angry too, at first” then mumble nonsense words under your breath.
3. Read my blog.2

Ianist Supporters (Original Version)
1. As the dancing of a silver dove does fly and soar, remember my nameth
2. Sing with one leg dancing under a car.

Ianist Supporters (Simple English)
1. You must know Ian.
2. You must be okay with my insanity3

Forced Ianists (Original Version)
1. If you know me, you are one. HAHAHA

Forced Ianists (Simple English)
1. If you know me, you are one. HAHAHA4

There are also many things that are suggested for you to do. But I’ll tell you about that later. Live long and prosper.5