Book 1: The Beginning Of The End (P1)
Nothing in this book should be taken seriously. Including this verse.1
In the beginning many things happened. They all happened very fast and so I couldn’t write them down. Also the fact that I wasn’t in existence during these times doesn’t help very much. All I know about is a bias view of the history of humans and a lot of speculation.2
Humans came into existence in the Stone Age. This does not however mean early human were stoned all the time. That happened much later. I believe it was called the Stone Age because there were a lot of rocks and stuff.3
After the Stone age came the Bronze Age and the Iron Age which were pretty much the same as the Stone Age.4
After that there were a few more Eras but they never really amounted to much at all. But then the earth found its purpose in the form of a beautiful baby boy. His name was Ian but everyone just called him Ian. The instant he came out of the belly the angels started to sing. Or maybe that was just his Mom screaming from having to push out a giant, slimy head.5
1 comment:
Verse 5 is hilarious. "After that there were a few more Eras but they never really amounted to much at all"
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